I've been witnessing lately that many guys simply don't understand what their place is in society. I know very well that there are women that do the same thing, but for the women I do not speak from a place of experience.
Fellas. There are some important things that need to be considered if you're going to call yourself an adult.
Some unqualified guys love to call themselves a "grown men" and I decided to help alleviate that by providing a short list of grown ass man prerequisites.
Step 1: Do your own laundry
- if you have to take your laundry to your mommas house or have your girl do your laundry. You can't even be clean without someone's help. That's not grown n sexy.
Step 2: Get a Job
- we all know the economy is hard and it might take a while to accomplish this step, but if you have no source of income and no savings guess what, you are DEFINITELY not a grown ass man.
Step 3: Master One Meal
- if everything you eat is prepared in a microwave or at a fast food restaurant you have a major issue to be taken care of ASAP. Not everyone can be talented in the kitchen but learn how to make at least one thing.
Step 4: Have Your Priorities In Order
- if you have bills to pay...child support, electricity, rent, water, phone, etc. and you spend your paycheck on buying the cool grey Jordan XIs...you still have childlike responsibilities on the brain. Join the rest of us in adulthood.
Step 5: Move OUT Of Your Momma's House
- this goes without saying...living with your parents is the epitome of "swag less" behavior that hopefully your boys clown you for on a regular basis. Reason being, if you have the nerve to call yourself a grown man and your mother still provides your shelter, you may as well have a curfew. And you better be inside when the street lights come on.
People please, don't let a real life loser tell you he is a grown man. Ladies, help your boyfriends, brothers, friends out and let them know what they should do to qualify. And fellas, if your boy is confused be sure to slap some sense into him.
-B
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