Why Steak-n-Potatoes is better than the "Bread-n-Butter"

Our "Bread n Butter" as people is sex. It's all over the music we listen to, the movies we watch, the ads we see on tv, and hopefully all over our bedrooms too...

The truth however is that many things are better and more pleasurable than sex. One in particular, and quite simple, is a good home cooked meal: Steak and Potatoes. Simple and Satisfying.

I've got ten whole reasons why that meal is better than sex, and I bet you'll agree with at least 7.

1) You can have Steak and Potatoes BY YOURSELF. Need I say more?

2) You can ALWAYS make enough to have leftovers the next day...I love mashed potatoes for lunch, honestly.

3) If you have sex for 30 minutes you'll be tired. If you eat a warm T-Bone and some French Fries, you'll be energized.

4) Honestly, as a guy there's no comparison. Sex will cost you more money, Period.

5) Good sex is way harder to find than good steak.

6) When you're finished, you'll never have to worry about whether a steak was faking it, or if it'll call you the next day. No psychological stress.

7) You can be absolutely certain as to whether or not you've shared it with anyone...unless you have a sneaky dog. But who's dog hasn't humped their girl anyway?

8) You have so many ways you can make it, and its ALWAYS on your terms. Your satisfaction is only dependent on your own skill.

9) If you don't like it, stop eating. Nobody will look at you crazy.

10) This one is the most important: Steak and Potatoes together will NEVER give you herpes.

I hope I've saved some of you a tough decision. Go with the beef.

-B